"Home in Need of Mormonic Instruction"
"Desperately Seeking Mormons"
"Mormons Mormons We Love Mormons"
"Joseph Smith is Rad and so are You"
These were just a few of my sign ideas that I threatened my husband with if he fell asleep on the couch again rather than give me the adult conversation that I so desperately need. That was last night at 7:30. He was snoring by 7:45.
So tonight, I have a big bottle of Sprite and I'm gonna be sitting on my front porch waiting for guys in ties. I actually heard one was good looking.
Now, I know this isn't kind to do to my dear old Pete but it's Friday night and a girls got to live a little. Besides, once he reads this post he might just run out to rent a movie and buy popcorn ... maybe even some wine ... come on, Pete, I'd take you over a Mormon anyday.