Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Lies, Lies, Lies and a New Home for Shark

Pet Store Guy: "I can't sell you a baby shark without a full tank and a filtration system."

Me: "#$*&%!!, Fiddlesticks! ... say .... could you sell me another kind of fish and just say it's a shark?"

Pet Store Guy: "Sure thing." [With a wide smile, goes to get the 'shark'] "Here boys; take good care of this baby, orange shark; when he grows up, he's going to be ferocious!"

Back home, we named our shark "Orange Shark" and decorated his tank with dinosaurs -- of course!


David said...

Hey, I bet that scary orange shark could have caught those "baddies" on Center Street in Jim Thorpe today.
Char (sharkless)

abigail said...

Ha! That's awesome.

The End.

Cherie said...

I hear Orange Sharks are ferociously ferocious.

They take forever to grow up, though. Bummer...

Congrats on the newest addition!