Pet Store Guy: "I can't sell you a baby shark without a full tank and a filtration system."
Me: "#$*&%!!, Fiddlesticks! ... say .... could you sell me another kind of fish and just say it's a shark?"
Pet Store Guy: "Sure thing." [With a wide smile, goes to get the 'shark'] "Here boys; take good care of this baby, orange shark; when he grows up, he's going to be ferocious!"
Back home, we named our shark "Orange Shark" and decorated his tank with dinosaurs -- of course!
3 comments:
Hey, I bet that scary orange shark could have caught those "baddies" on Center Street in Jim Thorpe today.
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Char (sharkless)
Ha! That's awesome.
The End.
I hear Orange Sharks are ferociously ferocious.
They take forever to grow up, though. Bummer...
Congrats on the newest addition!
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